Play Appreciator Gifts

The pig playwrite.

Madonna of the Pukes.

Trump! The Musical

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Night of the Zombonies.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

You are my sunshine!

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Theatre Crowd

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Men dancing

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"