Number Play Appreciator Gifts

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

But under a different accounting convention ...

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Warning: Math Ahead!

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"My kid could do that."

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

Reign Man

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"How was the play!"

'He lost his whistle,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

The Exobus

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

Old Tortoise