Number Play Appreciator Gifts

"You're not just a number to me, Emma."

The Life of Pi

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

But under a different accounting convention ...

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Warning: Math Ahead!

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"I speak Latin, you know."

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"My kid could do that."

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

Reign Man

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'He lost his whistle,'

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"How was the play!"

'I think I missed that episode.'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

The Exobus

En-guard dog.

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!