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"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

But under a different accounting convention ...

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Warning: Math Ahead!

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"My kid could do that."

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

Reign Man

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"How was the play!"

'He lost his whistle,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

The Exobus

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

Old Tortoise