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'I manage the old fashioned way. I just tell 'em: shut up and do as I say!'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Career Choices

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"You're not just a number to me, Emma."

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"How was the play!"

'He lost his whistle,'

'I think I missed that episode.'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

The Exobus

'Et tu, Brute? ...You asshole!'

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

En-guard dog.

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

Your doctor's prescription is ready, Mr. Hargrove. I have too ask. King size or regular?

Barns

"And now, we embark on a new chapter..."

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

On the sea of matrimony many are over-bored.

My fault? Hey, pal, it takes two to tangle.