Power-play Observer T-Shirts

'Since the owner hasa heard the term 'job creator' he's been impossible to deal with.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Career Choices

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Scientist seen on loch.

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

Barack Obama.

Too big to fail

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'Thanks for coming. Now, let's see if we can bring this negotiation to closure.'

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

Trump's Speechwriters

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

The boss is always right.

"Sandy, could you step in here and put my feet back down on the floor, please?"

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

Alexander Schallenberg

"Henderson, if I want feedback I'll give it to you."

'Come in, lad! Don't let my enormous chair intimidate you.'