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'Oh God, trust security to have found the hidden agenda!'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Career Choices

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

"I don't do intimidation"

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

Trump's Speechwriters

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

'The object is to get the ball into either of those two nets.' - 'It would help if the men didn't get in each other's way so much.'

'Edouard Fortuney III here. How may I one-up you?'

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

"You can't tell me what to do! You're not my wife!"

Depending on somebody else to do something right phobia: 'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

"I feel unaccountably happy today. I think I'll celebrate by starting one of those petty workplace power struggles that give my life such meaning!"

"When I said 'any questions?' I was using only a figure of speech."

'I manage the old fashioned way. I just tell 'em: shut up and do as I say!'

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

European Crisis management.

'- and since when have Kings beaten Queens in THIS house?'

"It screams intimidation!"

Trump Welcomes Erdogan to the White House