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Trump's Speechwriters

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

"I feel unaccountably happy today. I think I'll celebrate by starting one of those petty workplace power struggles that give my life such meaning!"

"You in the back row. Is that a forced, fake laugh I'm hearing?"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Career Choices

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

Praying for a goal assist.

"Nothing personal, I just wanted to see if I still had it."

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

"I don't do intimidation"

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

'Edouard Fortuney III here. How may I one-up you?'

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

'The object is to get the ball into either of those two nets.' - 'It would help if the men didn't get in each other's way so much.'

Depending on somebody else to do something right phobia: 'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

'My rise to the top is a long story. Being bottom of the food chain you'll sit and listen to all of it.'

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

"When I said 'any questions?' I was using only a figure of speech."

'I manage the old fashioned way. I just tell 'em: shut up and do as I say!'

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."