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'For fun, let's see if your advice supports what I've already decided to do.'

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Career Choices

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"

"I don't do intimidation"

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

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"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

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'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'