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Trump Welcomes Erdogan to the White House

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Career Choices

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

"I don't do intimidation"

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

Shakespeare. I don't think you actually read the play. "Hamlet" is not about a small village.

Trump's Speechwriters

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

'Edouard Fortuney III here. How may I one-up you?'

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

Depending on somebody else to do something right phobia: 'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

'My rise to the top is a long story. Being bottom of the food chain you'll sit and listen to all of it.'

'Friends, Romans, Post-Impressionists, lend me your ears.'

"I feel unaccountably happy today. I think I'll celebrate by starting one of those petty workplace power struggles that give my life such meaning!"

"When I said 'any questions?' I was using only a figure of speech."

'I manage the old fashioned way. I just tell 'em: shut up and do as I say!'

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

Sawed Off Throne

"It screams intimidation!"

'- and since when have Kings beaten Queens in THIS house?'

Power play

Six Characters in search of an outlet.