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"I give up!"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Misunderstood artist

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Artist on the Beach

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leaves falling out of a painting.

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"You're not just a number to me, Emma."

Ariana Grande caricature