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Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

Football Crazy strip six

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'What's wrong with you?'

Microscope slide

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

"I'd like something home reared, then meat for the lion, well done, no blood understand? The scarecrow has a seed intolerance and that guy over will eat anything out of a tin."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Circus News

"Are you binge watching again?"

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

"I give up!"

"My boss combines the impulsive joie de vivre of Ebenezer Scrooge with the empathy and comradeship of a tarantula. Less hair, though."

"Things that scare Jimmy #6 Grandpa eats a banana"

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

'You always get one!'

Taste buds

Sign on a shopper: 'Yes actually I do own the pavement'.

Cat and Mouse.

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

"He's not an acquired taste. He's a rinse and spit."