Art Of Play Appreciator Gifts

"I give up!"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Misunderstood artist

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Scarpia's Palace

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Artist on the Beach

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Coot on a jetty