Perspective Play Appreciator Gifts

Man falling down neverending staircase.

Theatre Crowd

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"You're not just a number to me, Emma."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Look a huge bird!'

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

Doom & Gloom

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Don Giovanni

Victorian Garden Romance

Don Giovanni

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

"Well, it's no wonder those Borgias and Medicis were always poisoning each other."

"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Three Little Pigs Cry Wolf.

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

'He's an abstract painter.'

"My prescription was for Dramamine, not drama queen!"

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

Straightening up.

Barristers playing a joke

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

Don Giovanni

'I manage the old fashioned way. I just tell 'em: shut up and do as I say!'

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."

CRIMINAL COURT, 'Don't you just HATE it when they show no emotion?'

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."