Perspective Play Appreciator Pillows

Man falling down neverending staircase.

Theatre Crowd

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

Doom & Gloom

Victorian Garden Romance

Don Giovanni

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Don Giovanni

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

Three Little Pigs Cry Wolf.

"Well, it's no wonder those Borgias and Medicis were always poisoning each other."

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

Barristers playing a joke

'He's an abstract painter.'

Straightening up.

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

Don Giovanni

'I manage the old fashioned way. I just tell 'em: shut up and do as I say!'

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."

"Wernock, here, sees your suit as half empty, but I see it as half full."

CRIMINAL COURT, 'Don't you just HATE it when they show no emotion?'

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."