Perspective Enthusiast Gifts

"I got you a book on perspective."

"From way up here, that looks just like Uncle Ken, and that looks like Ed over there..."

'Look a huge bird!'

'Wait a minute! You were chasing me? I'm sorry, but I remember it a little differently.'

"Now that you mention it, they do look like ants."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Disproportionate objects next 5 miles.

"The CEO believes that the vanishing point will keep us from failing our tasks."

"Well, I was studying how a ball gets bigger and bigger the closer it gets. Then it hit me."

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

"Well David, to them I AM a giant."

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"Office of quality assurance"

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Perspective Repair

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'Fenster, this memo accurately describes the human condition...but our job is to generate profits, not insights.'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'No thanks, just squinting.'