Perception Enthusiast Gifts

The curse that afflicts abstract painting.

"Look...it's the Perez twins."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Office of quality assurance"

'Look a huge bird!'

'The polls say we're managing all of the people all of the time.'

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Media Whore Raceway.

'Peek inside a woman's trunk, and you peek inside a woman's heart.'

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

Artists without borders.

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

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'Fenster, this memo accurately describes the human condition...but our job is to generate profits, not insights.'

"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"It appears the Adron Intuition Tank is coming up with reports similar to ours."

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."