Sensory Enthusiast Gifts

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Aromatherapy for Men

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

The Gong

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

La Dame aux Camelias

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

You need a new reading light

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

Overpowering perfume

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'