Sensory Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Aromatherapy for Men

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

You need a new reading light

The Gong

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

La Dame aux Camelias

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Overpowering perfume

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Illuminating agricultural production

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."