Sensory Adventurer T-Shirts

We process all information through our senses...

"Warm buttery overtones reminiscent of the summer sun setting over the Tuscan hills. A reipe peppery bouquet, shame it tastes like camel piss."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Ding" "Dong"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'Scenic route?'

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

"Just Breathe, and think to yourself, 'what does my heart truly desire?'"

Saville Row surprise

'Do you have any of the perfume that makes me look like Angelina Jolie?'

'Hoarse play.'

"I'm feeling rather spirited tonight, James. Put on something Mozarty but with a touch of Hendrix."

"It is NOT an alien invasion. A moth landed on the lens."

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."

Peculiar Instruments From Around The World

"I love Italian boots."