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'Oh, it's just what I wanted!'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Guitar Man.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Aromatherapy for Men

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Joe Henry

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Coffee Menu

'Whatever he's eating.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Ding" "Dong"

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."