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The third little pig looked on nervously as Mr Wolf ate another mouthful of Vindaloo.

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

"We're out of peppers, so I threw in a scorpion to spice up our stew."

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"How do you like the nachos, Honey? The store was out of Jalapeño peppers, but I found these cute little red ones called Carolina reapers!"

He's allergic to pepper...

Hot chilli...

"This is the place to eat if you like your curries hot."

'The recipe called for a half teaspoon on cinnamon...But I used two tablespoons to give them some oomph!'

'So. . . How is it? Too salty? Too spicy?'

'This isn't the Avenue of Stars - I think you'll find that's a vindaloo.'

Frog and Fly.

Chili - Not recommended for Women or Children.

"Don't blame yourself, Lucrezia our society was not ready for the vindaloo curry."

"A chili pepper. You've never had one?"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Fresh pepper?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Harsh Mellows.

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Chili again?'

"Sriracha"

Old Book Smell

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!