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"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Too much sugar."

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Tension filled the tent.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

A dog at the bakery.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Sweet surprise.

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Chocs away.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."