Sugar Adventurer Gifts

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Picking pastries.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Today's special... donuts.

Tension filled the tent.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

A dog at the bakery.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Sweet surprise.

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"