Candy Adventurer Gifts

Weird Candy Cane Flavors

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

"Grandpa said he didn't think much of my idea of going 'trick or treating' for Easter candy."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Picking pastries.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

A dog at the bakery.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'