Candy Enthusiast Gifts

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Rubberman begins to question his friendshis.

"I got some detail floss."

"I'm confused....you always say not to take candy from strangers, but tonight you tell me to go to strangers and ask for candy!"

Lollipop Man.

"Don't go to my teacher's house. All she ever gives out is homework."

Stamp collector with a magnifying glass.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"I'm not eating candy before dinner. I'm skipping dinner."

Whale Piñata.

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

'I don't know, Timmy - we never had genetically-modified jelly beans before.'

"I'm okay. I just had a heart attack."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

'About the suckers...is that standard or daylight saving time?'

Pick Me Ups.

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"He sucker punched me."

"I find I do my best thinking with chocolate."

'No, it's not a glacier mint - it's all that's left of the polar ice cap.'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Sugar free.

"It just isn't Halloween unless you push your body to the brink of diabetes."

"Saint Patrick's Day is nice but all of the best holidays have candy."

"I think I'd have a lot more fun if these candy bars were full size instead of fun size."

"Say, Pop, do you realize the average child spends approximately fifteen dollars a year on candy?"

"Do we have any candy?"

The Sacrificial Peep

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"It's marzipan pigs."

"It's something I brought back from the doctor."

'Reciprocation' for Santa Claus

"So far I've gotten 2 bags of candy, 3 chocolate bars, and 5 bottles of sanitizer."