Candy Fanatic Gifts

"If men are from Mars, women must be from Hershey".

Clown's Grocery List.

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

Diet Sugar House.

I LOVE CHOCOLATE! GET USED TO IT!

"I hope he doesn't want to kiss me goodnight."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Too much sugar."

Punt Cake

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Needs salt!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

Harsh Mellows.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bubble gum leaves

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Pastries and Candy

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Panettone

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Chocolate Shop

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."