Candy Fanatic Pillows

"If men are from Mars, women must be from Hershey".

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

Diet Sugar House.

I LOVE CHOCOLATE! GET USED TO IT!

"I hope he doesn't want to kiss me goodnight."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Punt Cake

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Needs salt!'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

Pastries and Candy

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bubble gum leaves

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Harsh Mellows.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Panettone

Chocolate Shop

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'