Candy Enthusiasts Gifts

Fun with candy.

All I do is dispense candy. I need more excitement in my life! Change comes from within!

Christmas Hook Up

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Candy cane sneeze.

The Sweet Tooth

'Take your shame spiral out of here, Lady!'

PEZ designs that bombed.

"Listen up ladies! I'm your Halloween chaperone! You know what that means, don't you?"

Spare Change"Spare some Change, Mister?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Pastries and Candy

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Bubble gum leaves

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Chocolate Shop

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Have you seen my dad?"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'