Candy Enthusiasts Gifts

Fun with candy.

Christmas Hook Up

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

The Sweet Tooth

'Take your shame spiral out of here, Lady!'

"Listen up ladies! I'm your Halloween chaperone! You know what that means, don't you?"

Spare Change"Spare some Change, Mister?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Bubble gum leaves

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Pastries and Candy

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'