Chocolate Enthusiasts Gifts

'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'

How Easter Eggs Are Colored.

"And then the price of chocolate went through the roof. The end."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

PRINCIPAL, 'Jaywalking and attempted bribery of a crossing guard with a Hershey bar, sir.'

"Did you folks enjoy your 'death by chocolate'?"

'We own Hershey stock, so I insist that you buy their products.'

'Alice, you REALLY need to lay off eating the chocolate turtles!'

Sweets

"I see chocolate bars are on special again. . . where's the duty of care?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Satya Nutella

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Cake Friday!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"