Chocolate Lovers Gifts

'I've got it! -- chocolate-covered birth control pills!'

'Inside of me is a skinny person urging me to join a gym. That's when I sedate her with a slice of chocolate pie.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

'All these adverts for Easter eggs but they never tell us when it is!'

'Don't obfuscate Easter, at least no one wants to eat us.'

'This chocolate bar is full of fruit and nuts.'

'My wife's on a diet. Do you have anything like chocolate covered celery?'

They must be good chocolates for six bucks a box.

"If you're going to the shops I'll have a Mars bar, a Galaxy and a Milky way

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

Grim Reaper buys chocolate.

"Wait...you don't have a vegan option?"

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

"Chocolate Jesuses!"

Chocolates. This is where I keep the good stuff!

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Satya Nutella

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'