Choco-lover Gifts

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"With a little fiscal stimulation..."

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

'I hope she doesn't notice I got chocolate on my report.'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Too much sugar."

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Satya Nutella

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Chocolate Shop

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

The wife whisperer.

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Cake Friday!

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'