Chocolate Devotee Gifts

Chocoholics Anonymous

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

Ah Darling, my favourite time of the year! I'm well fed, have a hot chocolate with marshmallows, and it's time to hibernate...

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Too much sugar."

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Satya Nutella

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

The wife whisperer.

Chocolate Shop

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Cake Friday!

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'