Chocolate Lover Gifts

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

'My diabetic research shows that test subjects are 98% more likely to take their diabetic pills if the pills are covered in chocolate.'

'Here is the mood elevating medication that your doctor prescribed. The less costly generic version is called chocolate.'

'One second she's saying how sweet I am. The next, she's biting my head off.'

"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."

"Hollow - just as I've always suspected."

After taking daily supplements of Smarties, Glenn discovers that they actually do increase one's IQ.

Three wise men?! And not one of you bought chocolate!

"What filling would you like?" "Chocolate please."

'Natural selection box'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"Knee replacement? Can I have it replaced with chocolate?"

'There is but one path to the inner peace you seek - chocolate!'

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"Too much sugar."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"I won't need a bag. I'll eat it here."

'Have you ever noticed all the comfort food in a teachers lounge?'

"Not yet, one day I expect there will be chocolate covered statin tablets..."

There are extenuating circustances when you consider that the apple was covered in dark chocolate and rolled in macadamia nuts....I'm only human.'

'Couldn't I just have the chocolates this year?'

Raphael's famous portrait 'Death by Chocolate Cake' oil on canvas, circa 1508

The Easter egg hunt had been very successful, too successful, perhaps...

'Powerful antioxidants that can promote good health, found in chocolate. Wait, this just in! Harmful saturated fats found in chocolate.'

'What do you mean I don't get enough milk in my diet? I eat milk chocolate every day!'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercise. I don't thing he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I know what is wrong with your rabbit, it is made of chocolate."

Chocolate Machine: Insert Money. Select choc bar. Pull handle. Wait. Kick hell out of machine.

'Right so you're saying that you would purchase an indexed annuity linked to commercial real estate prices...'

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

"Not saying much are they?"