Chocolate Lover Pillows

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

'My diabetic research shows that test subjects are 98% more likely to take their diabetic pills if the pills are covered in chocolate.'

'Here is the mood elevating medication that your doctor prescribed. The less costly generic version is called chocolate.'

"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."

"Hollow - just as I've always suspected."

Three wise men?! And not one of you bought chocolate!

"What filling would you like?" "Chocolate please."

'Natural selection box'

"Knee replacement? Can I have it replaced with chocolate?"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'There is but one path to the inner peace you seek - chocolate!'

"Too much sugar."

"I won't need a bag. I'll eat it here."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Have you ever noticed all the comfort food in a teachers lounge?'

'Couldn't I just have the chocolates this year?'

'Powerful antioxidants that can promote good health, found in chocolate. Wait, this just in! Harmful saturated fats found in chocolate.'

'What do you mean I don't get enough milk in my diet? I eat milk chocolate every day!'

"I know what is wrong with your rabbit, it is made of chocolate."

There are extenuating circustances when you consider that the apple was covered in dark chocolate and rolled in macadamia nuts....I'm only human.'

The Easter egg hunt had been very successful, too successful, perhaps...

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercise. I don't thing he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Raphael's famous portrait 'Death by Chocolate Cake' oil on canvas, circa 1508

"Not yet, one day I expect there will be chocolate covered statin tablets..."

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

"Not saying much are they?"

"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'

Chocolate Machine: Insert Money. Select choc bar. Pull handle. Wait. Kick hell out of machine.