Chocolate Lover With A Twist Gifts

"Are we done celebrating Pi Day yet?" "Not until I've completed the 'reading of the digits.'"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Satya Nutella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The Main Types of Cheese

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Chocolate Shop

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Cake Friday!

"Have you seen my dad?"

The wife whisperer.

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'