Chocolate Enthusiast Gifts

Senior Mints

Meditator thinks about shoes and chocolate.

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

'Next year could I just have the chocolates!'

'What? No flowers? No chocolates? Don't you have a heart?'

'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'

"I don't care what it says on the 'chocoholics' website I'm not able to prescribe chocolate mini eggs on the NHS."

'Thanks anyway, but I'm more interested in the goose that laid the golden egg.'

After Eight Mints

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

"Whoope! I've lost a pound!"

"Ok, who had two pieces?!"

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"What Hershey bar? I don't see any Hershey bar."

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"I want to report a mugging."

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

'Why don't we hide the broccoli instead of the eggs?'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island

"I got held up in Suez."

"And that's for making me break my New Year's resolution!!"

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

Supermodel's Valentine's Day.

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Where Chocolate Eggs Originate.

'Next year could I just have the chocolate?'

'Never mind the blessing - where are our Easter eggs?'

'I always overdo it on the eggs at Easter.'

'It must be that time of the month...'

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."