Chocolate Connoisseur Gifts

'Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

It's a bit early for Easter eggs isn't it?

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Better to have loved chocolate and lost a diet than never to have loved chocolate at all...'

Easter Bunny Island

'I didn't even know P.E.T.A. had a chocolate Easter bunny division.'

Pick Me Ups.

"The last thing I said was 'These brownies are to die for'."

Deselection Box

"It's part of my '12 Step Chocolate Diet'. I never stay more than 12 steps from a box of it."

Easter Hunter

"Baldo, why are you eating dessert first?"

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

"Biscuits, chocolate cake, cream donuts...Oh...I nearly forgot my slimming magazine."

"This Sunday is my favorite holiday. Magical rabbits, jelly beans and chocolate eggs! Just to celebrate a zombie. What's not to love?"

'Acorns or chocolate cake?'

'Go see if they have my favorite candy bar, Billy. . . they were all out of them yesterday.'

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

"I admire your enthusiasm Roger but I think that reindeer flavoured chocolate may be a Christmas gift idea too far!"

"You're right, Perkins! THe smaller basket does make our candy look bigger!"

'I'll see you two truffles... and raise you four nut-clusters!'

'If brains were made of chocolate his wouldn't make a single chocolate drop?'

The only thing more difficult than getting blood from a stone is getting Ovaltine from an elephant...

Chocolate patches

'Fascinating. The rats choose chocolate nine times out of ten, but they always feel guilty about it later.'

At the end of a meal, Maude always has a dessert wine. Maude says: 'Oh Please can I have the chocolate pud! Pleeeeeaaase!'

Cake Friday!

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

Looks like all the months of dieting were now in vain...

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

Once chocolate bar. Colombian, Peruvian, Tibetan? 40 percent cocoa? 70 percent cocoa? 85 percent? 86.2 percent? With hazelnuts, almonds, walnuts, peanuts, sesame seeds, chili flakes, wasabi, kalamata olives? Chocolate! And a water. Bottled? Fizzy? Flavored? Vitamin-enhanced? Don't hurt me.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."