Good, huh? I grind my own cocoa beans.
Cocoa Connoisseur Gifts
Seeking a gift for someone who appreciates the finest chocolates? Our collection for cocoa connoisseurs features playful and thoughtful designs perfect for chocolate lovers. Whether they enjoy dark, milk, or artisan varieties, our products celebrate their passion with fun and charm, making every chocolate experience even sweeter.
"Listen up...cover me whilst I get the cocoa."
'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'
Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.
Le Chocolat!
No such thing as a chocolate overdose!
"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"
"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"
"This place has the best happy hour."
Counting ribs
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'
I could have danced all night!
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.
Selling lemon latt�
Party Animals.
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"
"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.
"At this office no two days are different."
'These are job perks.'
"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."
'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'
Can I give you a slice of the action?
"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.
Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.
Allegro con molto espresso
"I love this time of day."
Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.
Our visit to the flan factory.
"Drunk, yet orderly"
Cocoa Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Cocoa Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our collection of cocoa connoisseur mugs for a fun way to enjoy their favorite hot drink with a splash of personality.
Cocoa Connoisseur Pillows
Bring comfort and humor into their space with pillows designed for cocoa enthusiasts—snuggle up with a touch of chocolate-loving charm.
Cocoa Connoisseur Prints
Find the perfect art print to celebrate their love of chocolate—adding personality and a hint of sweetness to any room.
Cocoa Connoisseur T-Shirts
Check out our selection of witty t-shirts inspired by chocolate lovers—great for casual days and making a sweet statement.