Cocoa Connoisseur Gifts

"Listen up...cover me whilst I get the cocoa."

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

Le Chocolat!

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Counting ribs

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Selling lemon latt�

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Party Animals.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"At this office no two days are different."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'These are job perks.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

His Her Cakes

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Cake Free Zone

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I love this time of day."