Cocoa Lover Gifts

"I ran out of cocoa, but I still had marshmallows."

'Yes, of course you can come in for a nightcap! My dad makes a lovely cup of cocoa.'

23rd Field Regiment Royal Artillery Re-union Supper

"It's a tweet from my mother - she'd like you to take up her cocoa now."

Christmas shopping

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

Burning the midnight oil.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Too much sugar."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Cake Friday!

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

The wife whisperer.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"