Cocoa Lover T-Shirts

"I ran out of cocoa, but I still had marshmallows."

'Yes, of course you can come in for a nightcap! My dad makes a lovely cup of cocoa.'

23rd Field Regiment Royal Artillery Re-union Supper

"It's a tweet from my mother - she'd like you to take up her cocoa now."

Christmas shopping

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Any time is cake o'clock

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Too much sugar."

Satya Nutella

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'