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'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Too much sugar."

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Bubble gum leaves

You've Had Enough!

Allegro con molto espresso

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Have you seen my dad?"

Cake Friday!

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Sleep deprivation's the least of my worries; I can't get these amortisation bluebells to frangipane...'