Cocoa Aficionado Gifts

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Too much sugar."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Allegro con molto espresso

Bubble gum leaves

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Cake Friday!

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"