Cacao Connoisseur Gifts

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Selling lemon latt�

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'These are job perks.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Allegro con molto espresso

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

His Her Cakes

Cake Free Zone

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Baking

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.