Cone Connoisseur Gifts

Shaved Ice

Dog Walker

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Cake Free Zone

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

His Her Cakes

The Alpha Seltzer

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Baking

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"You're never home."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.