Cocoon Connoisseur Gifts

"Yeah, it's Bill's cocoon. As you know, he's a big modern art fan..."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Counting ribs

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Yes, can I help you?'

The Alpha Seltzer

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Dog Walker

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Corporate Greed.

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."