'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'
Cologne Connoisseur Gifts
Looking for a gift for the cologne connoisseur in your circle? Explore our range of witty and sophisticated items that celebrate their passion for fine fragrances. Whether it’s a playful mug or a chic print, find something that complements their love for scent craftsmanship. These unique gifts are ideal for anyone who appreciates the art of perfume and enjoys expressing their sophisticated side with humor.
'Hand me your issue of esquire. I have a hot date.'
"I've invented a cologne that makes cow smell like humans, so mosquitoes are attracted to cows."
"Do you have anything that reeks of power?"
"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"
"This place has the best happy hour."
Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.
I could have danced all night!
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
Party Animals.
"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."
"I love this time of day."
'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'
"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"
"Drunk, yet orderly"
"Think we'll still make happy hour?"
A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'
"Another flue shot, Larry.
"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"
Superheroes Having a Drink
Law School teacher.
Mea Maxima Cuppa
'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'
The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker
"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."
"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."
Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.
"You're never home."
Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress
"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"
Dog Walker
Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.
"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"
Cologne Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Cologne Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for perfume lovers. Find a humorous or stylish design that celebrates their passion for fine fragrances.
Cologne Connoisseur Pillows
Bring personality to their home with pillows that showcase their passion. Browse our selection for stylish and humorous options.
Cologne Connoisseur Prints
Decorate their space with prints that reflect their love for fragrance. Shop now for artful and witty wall decor options.
Cologne Connoisseur T-Shirts
Looking for a fun way to share their love for scent? Our connoisseur-themed t-shirts combine wit and charm for a perfect gift.