Cologne Connoisseur Gifts

Looking for a gift for the cologne connoisseur in your circle? Explore our range of witty and sophisticated items that celebrate their passion for fine fragrances. Whether it’s a playful mug or a chic print, find something that complements their love for scent craftsmanship. These unique gifts are ideal for anyone who appreciates the art of perfume and enjoys expressing their sophisticated side with humor.

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'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.' mockup

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

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'Hand me your issue of esquire. I have a hot date.'

'Hand me your issue of esquire. I have a hot date.' mockup

'Hand me your issue of esquire. I have a hot date.'

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"I've invented a cologne that makes cow smell like humans, so mosquitoes are attracted to cows."

"I've invented a cologne that makes cow smell like humans, so mosquitoes are attracted to cows." mockup

"I've invented a cologne that makes cow smell like humans, so mosquitoes are attracted to cows."

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"Do you have anything that reeks of power?"

"Do you have anything that reeks of power?" mockup

"Do you have anything that reeks of power?"

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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!" mockup

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

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"This place has the best happy hour." mockup

"This place has the best happy hour."

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"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double." mockup

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

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I could have danced all night!

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Party Animals.

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"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage." mockup

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

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"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?" mockup

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

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"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues." mockup

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

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'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.' mockup

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

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"Think we'll still make happy hour?" mockup

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

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"I love this time of day."

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"Drunk, yet orderly"

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"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?" mockup

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

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A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency' mockup

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

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"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?" mockup

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

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Superheroes Having a Drink

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"Another flue shot, Larry.

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Mea Maxima Cuppa

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'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.' mockup

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

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"You're never home."

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Dog Walker

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The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker mockup

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

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"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ." mockup

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

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"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw." mockup

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

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"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'" mockup

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

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"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?" mockup

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

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Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental. mockup

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

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Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress mockup

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

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"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

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(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?) mockup

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

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"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore." mockup

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

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Cologne Connoisseur Gifts Collection

Cologne Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for perfume lovers. Find a humorous or stylish design that celebrates their passion for fine fragrances.

Cologne Connoisseur Pillows

Bring personality to their home with pillows that showcase their passion. Browse our selection for stylish and humorous options.

Cologne Connoisseur Prints

Decorate their space with prints that reflect their love for fragrance. Shop now for artful and witty wall decor options.

Cologne Connoisseur T-Shirts

Looking for a fun way to share their love for scent? Our connoisseur-themed t-shirts combine wit and charm for a perfect gift.