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'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Hand me your issue of esquire. I have a hot date.'

"I've invented a cologne that makes cow smell like humans, so mosquitoes are attracted to cows."

"Do you have anything that reeks of power?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I love this time of day."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Superheroes Having a Drink

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"You're never home."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Dog Walker

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"