Cocoon Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Yeah, it's Bill's cocoon. As you know, he's a big modern art fan..."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Counting ribs

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

The Alpha Seltzer

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Yes, can I help you?'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Dog Walker

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Corporate Greed.

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."