Cacao Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Selling lemon latt�

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"At this office no two days are different."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'These are job perks.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Allegro con molto espresso

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Cake Free Zone

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

His Her Cakes

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'Who gets the decaf?'

Baking

Espresso Martini Peacock

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'