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Senior Mints

"Hollow - just as I've always suspected."

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

"My mother wants to know if she can borrow a cup of jelly beans!"

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

"For your convenience, we ate all the candy you probably wouldn't like."

"Another cavity-free visit for Timmy. Have a candy...take the whole box!"

Peer review is the rigorous evaluation of scientific work by others.

Counselling Officer Molly Coddle

The dark side of Halloween.

Office Trick-or-Treat

"I bought it as a buy-to-eat."

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

"Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies."

Magical box of chocolates.

Should We All Go To The Movies?

"Do I love myself or is it lust?"

"I call it a 'Circus Peanut'."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"Our current bestseller is 100% chocolate."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Three surgeons operate on a piñata.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'

Dog in a costume trick or treating.

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

'Has he taken my chocolates?'

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